the amateur

1. Vanilla Protein Powder will turn your green smoothie beige. Lesson learned.
2. The majority of people act for themselves, even when they say they're acting for others. I include myself in this.
3. If you really need a response to an email, send it with a read receipt request, high priority, and copy their boss ;)
4. Declawing a cat removes the last bone from it's toes, which is why it's referred to as amputation.
5. I need a lot more verbal validation than I thought I did.
6. Traditional pizza ovens operate at between 800 and 900 degrees, cooking the pizza in a matter of minutes. Thank you, TV at the gym tuned to some talk show.
7. With enough time, I can do anything (more on this later)